"Look, it's Teri Hatcher! You like Teri Hatcher!"

Ten things that entertained Isaac while on the airplane (at least some of the time); you'll have to imagine the underlying tone of tense desperation:

1) nursing (duh)
2) drinking milk from a bottle (a novel experience for him)
3) smiling at the other passengers (turns out he loves to hear Southern accents)
4) playing with toys (especially ones he hasn't seen lately)
5) playing with non-toys (such as a Ziplock baggie full of ice)
6) playing with us (gnawing on our fingers, pulling our lips, etc.)
7) listening to us sing (especially his favorite, "Young MacIsaac" -- better known as "Old MacDonald")
8) reading his books ("Brown Bear, Brown Bear" is still a favorite)
9) reading celebrity magazines (he enjoyed looking at pictures of busty actresses in dark low-cut dresses)
10) ripping celebrity magazines (something he's not allowed to do at home)