Monday, July 21, 2014

200 posts

... 3,837 separate visits, and 5,295 pages loaded. Thanks for reading! I like knowing you're out there.

We're small potatoes here at TCB -- we've been averaging just 20 visitors and 30 pageloads per day. Originally most of the traffic was people who read the blog on a regular basis, but just recently the number of first-time visitors has begun to equal (or slightly outnumber) the returning visitors. This is partly because the number of visitors finding this site via Google has increased. Unfortunately I think many of these people visited in error -- at least based on their search keywords, most of which seem irrelevant to my blog. As a librarian, I find this sad and disturbing. (Public service announcement: Are you having trouble constructing a productive search query? Remember, you can call your public library and get help from an information professional for free!) As a blogger, however, I find it entertaining.

The last time I analyzed the search keywords used to locate this blog, I was only getting a few visitors referred by search engines, and I concluded those hits were mostly from (1) people trying to define TCB and (2) people looking for child-related medical information. Those two types of people are still stopping by, but so are many other folks. I've been saving up more than two months' worth of search engine referrals to share with you (although I've deleted the duplicate searches). My visitors are:

Parents with sick kids
  • baby cough rattle chest
  • baby rosy cheeks coughing
  • rosy cheeks infant cough
  • rosy cheeks fever cough 3 old
  • WHEN A BABY HAS ROSY CHEEK WHAT DOES IT MEAN
  • phlemgy cough infant
  • toddler sick again
  • infant catches cold every 2 weeks
  • baby Isaac meconium two weeks
  • baby refusing to eat and not acting like himself
  • suddenly cranky and clingy one year old
  • excessive crankiness in toddler
  • baby suddenly sleeps a lot
  • baby sleeping a lot sudden
  • taking care of a baby
  • drywall dust babies

Parents with kids who bumped their head
  • toddler cut lip inside mouth now has fever
  • toddler has cut on inside of mouth
  • my baby was hit near his temple injuries
  • baby fell and cut inside of mouth
  • toddler has bump on head weeks after bumping it
  • baby fell busted lip

Tired parents
  • average sleep infant 6 months
  • 15 month old sleepy
  • frequent waking ten month baby
  • middle ear disease toddler wakeful nights
  • wi;; [sic] baby's naps get longer when switched to two naps from one?
  • sleeping schedule 6 months chart
  • infant cut molars
  • one year molars
  • average sleep for 4 mo. old baby
  • 6 pm bedtime 12 hours sleep
  • going on vacation without toddler

Parents wondering how their child is developing
  • pincer grasp photo baby
  • infant born with a tuft of hair on head
  • baby trying to say dump truck
  • baby still swaddled at five months
  • baby doesn't like jumperoo
  • language development in 17 month babies
  • milestones at 17 months emotional
  • 17 month milestones
  • baby 17 month milestones
  • milestone for 17 month baby
  • obsessed with baby milestones

People with a story to tell
  • parent cliches
  • is anyone unhappy with parenthood
  • unhappy in parenthood
  • nicole's sick baby in columbia south carolina
  • single head of household baby august
  • Isaac's accomplishments
  • nicole birth to son isaac march 2006
  • Baby 'jumped out,' says mom after birth in car
  • photos Africa's abandoned infants
  • taking baby in trucking
  • baby due January 11th but born September 19, how?

People you might not want to know
  • high waisted panties [at least four different people...]
  • high waisted underpants
  • panty high waist -girdle -spanx
  • cute myspace baby due date count down
  • poopy diaper
  • my sister has 34e
  • put a sock in his mouth

People who should use Wikipedia instead of Google to learn that "TCB" stands for "taking care of business"
  • TCB baby
  • t.c.b baby
  • TCB, baby! means
  • tcb in a flash
  • tcb flash
  • tcb flash history
  • elvis tcb flash
  • taking care of business in a flash
  • what does tcb mean in respect song

People seeking other types of TCB
  • TCB in infant
  • TCB beverages
  • tcb fabric
  • TCB clothing
  • TCB nurse
  • pictures of tcb needles
  • tcb websites

Sports fans
  • woman coach 5 hour old baby
  • coach returned to game five hours after baby born
  • woman coaches after having baby march 14, 2007
  • coach on floor five hours after delivering baby

Animal lovers
  • mom cat carried baby by the scruff of its neck
  • how many babies jellyfish usually born
  • tiger carry baby in mouth
  • how to cup hands morning [sic] dove call

Baby namers
  • baby name social security flash
  • isaac pronunciation
  • babies named isaac
  • classic "the name isaac"
  • the name isaac impressions

People seeking products and services
  • baby trend anap [sic] n go carrier
  • "child craft" no-dropside
  • Babyhawk
  • Eastbay shoes in size six
  • bra fitting unusually large rib cage
  • childcraft crib height limit
  • kindergym oakland
  • Celebrity Baby Blog photos
  • arm's reach co-sleeper
  • Waiting for Daisy
  • Peggy Orenstein's The Talking point
  • crawling baby flash
  • tracking babies schedule
  • trixie tracker
  • baby nursing tracker
  • "baby blog" daily activity chart feeding time awake daddy

People who confuse me
  • 2006 sleepsack ball [China]
  • Moray machine allergies
  • hang where i bang tcb
  • flasch babby [Turkey]
  • flaşh baby 2007 [Turkey]
  • Preschool lesson on baby Isaac gives a family
  • nice flash talk about babies
  • eat apron baby
  • mucus sack baby

Poets and sensitive types

  • TCB, poem
  • baby's first haircut poem
  • that is january
  • springtime words
  • my son wears pink socks
  • tie died [sic] purple socks
  • essay my perfect day
  • i forgot my mantra
  • what's wrong with the hippie philosophy
  • you'll always be baby to me

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