Two smells

Picture this tender scene unfolding as mother nurses child:

Mother: Your hands smell like black bean sauce.

Child: Yum-my!

Or this, as mother and child sit cuddled up with Pat the Bunny:

Mother [reading from book]: "Judy can smell the pretty flowers. Now YOU smell the pretty flowers."

Child [leans over to sniff book]: P.U.!

He knows what he's talking about -- black bean sauce smells way better than the revoltingly scented pages of Pat the Bunny.